Come out of the closet and talk to us! We need a solid 10 seconds of your voice—loud and clear. Don’t worry, we’re not recording your big reveal, and nothing is stored. Everything happens right here on your device—no closet servers involved.
Stuck on what to say? Try this: “I’m testing my voice to see if this thing thinks I’m gay, my favorite color is blue, I’m talking like a normal human being, and yes, I’m using a decent mic because I’m not a caveman.”
The frequency of your voice will display here
Your median was:
| < 85 Hz | Chad |
| 85 - 110 Hz | Sigma |
| 110 - 140 Hz | Normal |
| 140 - 175 Hz | Gay |
| > 175 Hz | Very Gay |
Measured by Gaydar
FAQ
What if I talk in a super deep voice to fool Gaydar?
Nice try! Our algorithm detects sass levels, no matter how deep you go. Gaydar knows when you’re faking it—so don’t fight the fabulousness.
What happens if I hit the highest frequency level?
Congratulations! You’ve unlocked Gaydar Super Mode—expect a glitter cannon to go off in the background, followed by a playlist of Cher's greatest hits.
Can Gaydar tell if I’m in the closet based on my voice?
Gaydar isn’t here to out you—it’s just here to listen, sparkle, and remind you that closets are better for shoes than secrets.
Will Gaydar work if I’ve had too much coffee?
Be warned: Excessive caffeine might push your voice into hyper-fabulous territory. Don’t be shocked if we recommend a spontaneous dance party.